I can only imagine the bad pick-up lines you've read through by now. It brings to mind all the worst dive bars I've been to. I enjoy the company of a bright, witty, conversant woman. In an earlier time, I spent 10 years in the military, where I discovered that women are much nicer to be around than men for a whole host of reas.

My Ideal Person Keen intellect, Acerbic wit, easy laugh, dirty mind, clean teeth. A lady in public...

...who longs to be taken, used, savored, devoured.

Do you find humor in "A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" (the book, not the movie)? Can you laugh at yourself?

Foreplay begins with the mind. While I appreciate beauty as much as any man, what I really like is intelligence, wit and a sense of humor.

All men like to say that they are "not like other men." But it's not true. I've got a Y chromosome just like half of the occupants of this planet.

Don't play with fire. A strong, intelligent, conversant, eager, lusty woman makes my eyes glaze over and my fangs come out.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Offspring, Benny Goodman, Enya, Cheap Trick, Dido, John
Phillip Sousa, George Strait, Love Sock

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Slave/Master

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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