Hey there I'm Stuart. I am a chilled kind of guy, enjoy a fragrant smoke, quiet nights in playing computer games, intellectual stimulation and, but missing: serious lovin ! Having lived the latter years of my life like a hermit, (having gotten the madness outta my system long ago with drunken madness and metal gigs);)I'll be honest and admit I've had little sex, (Only 3 sexual partners, 1 penetrative) Hell I may as well be a Virgin ! Going without for so long is doing my head in, so I joined here ! I'm shy in approaching women, not if I know they like me mind you, but I definately know what I want. I havn't done any 'Camming', and to be honest, I'd rather chat/swap photos then meet a person face to face than cam. Filling out these things without sounding arrogant or unappealing is rather difficult if your intention is honesty. If I come across as a little unfriendly, - not my intention at all, I'm very warm, but I may as well be totally frank, as finding someone you really like is hard enough without just saying things that people think they wanna hear. I'm a very private, complex person. I'm also confident and apt in most areas except the dating thing. Whilst I have many traditional values for my age, I am at the same time extremely liberal, and open-minded. I used to do weight lifting so I am strong and a bit muscular, but having not been to the gym in years have lost some tone, and put on a few pounds. I may be no Adonis, but I and others don't think I look unattractive. I absolutely [I]adore[/I] the fit female figure, especially tits and arses, I just wanna carress, lick, suck, bite 'em ! Lots of foreplay is needed ! I love shaven girls, - hell I trim/shave down there for those interested !

My Ideal Person My ideal match would mainly love to chill out in front of the telly, love playing computer games and be interested in computers, engineering and science. She's cynical, witty, sharp, pessimistic, and have a very dark sense of humour. You're also looking for a long-term relationship like me, and may not have had many like me, but are not prepared to go through loads of 'wrong' boyfriends to find the right one. I am a very genuine guy, integrity being my virtue. I'm not about playing with people's minds, nor do I suffer fools gladly.

However.... On the dirty side hehehe I'm lookin for a girl who likes/fantasises about CUM and Anal sex, and loves giving oral pleasure. I need to relieve massive sexual frustration in the form of pounding a sexy arse and unloading in a hot mouth for it to be swallowed slowly. Long sessions of mutual masturbation would be great Too, teasing and bringing each other to the brink, then holding back until the inevitable intense, massive explosion! Porn-wise I'm into Bukkake ;p so if that turns u on deffo give me a shout! I need to find a sexy girl who I can really relax with, just wants to chill, get a bit stoned, have lots of sex, and wants to explore the same fantasies I have. So come on ladies, I'm virtually a carte blanche, with a thick seven incher that needs gobbling up ! ;P

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
A few, Paradise Lost

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
They might seem a little boring, but..I wish I had a 'Holo
Suite' like in Star Trek, where u can tell the computer
to re-create anything or anyone as real as in life. - typical
situation, in which I can fuck anyone anywhere, and not
having to worry about the consequences ! OR I had the power
to stop time at will and be able to do whatever I want to whoever
I fancy, and they wouldn't have to even know about it.
- That's a funny one 'cos I'm not into the
thing...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes of course, there are too many to list, but I have certain
favourites, most of which many wouldn't even know.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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