I’m all awkward moments, boring dinners, and no snuggling. If my conversations about work and money don’t bore you, my face will. Try new things? Not gonna! Just give me white bread and a glass of water for dippin’. The outdoors scare me, girls scare me, new places scare me. Eye contact? I avoid it! I fall in what is called Instant-Love. I write novel-length love letters by my second email. I avoid excitement and the unknown. Make decisions? No way. Witty banter, sarcasm? What’s that? Yes ladies, the total catch. So... none of that is true but feel free to ask me anything.